FUKN.ME: Terms & Conditions

We've tried to make our terms as clear and easy to read as possible, so don't expect pages of legalese!

Frequently Asked Fukn Questions

• Can I link to pornography with fukn.me?
• Can I get a custom fukn.me link, like fukn.me/tony?
• How can I report abuse?
• I made a fukn URL, and when I clicked on the fukn link, it worked, but when I type it in the address bar, it didn't. WTF?
• Can I be the fukn hotty of the month?
• We'll be adding more, but in the meantime, for other questions contact us.

Pornography

Yes. You can link to pornography, provided that it does not depict children or illegal acts, or violate anyone's copyrights. If you link to anything that smacks of child abuse or other illegal activity, we will report you to the relevant authorities.

Your IP address is: 38.107.179.206

Custom URLs

Fukn.me/tony is taken, but the possibilities here are deliciously endless, don't you think?
If you want a custom URL, contact us, and for $20, we'll assign you a custom, reserved fukn.me url.

Abuse

Someone linking to a site that abuses your copyright, depicts child pornography, or otherwise presents illegal content?
Please do contact us.

Case Sensitive!

Fukn.me URLs are case sensitive. This means that fukn.me/abcd, fukn.me/AbCd, and fukn.me/aBcD, for instance, will all point to different links. So, if you type in the URL, make sure you use the same case (upper/lower) as the link you are trying to follow.

Be the Fukn Hotty

So, we are always looking for girls for our Fukn Hotty of the Month, either for me to shoot, myself, or, of course, who have their own pix.

The fukn hottie page will showcase only one or two images, but we'll add as many of your images to the Random Fukn Hotty rotation as you want to send us (the more you send, the more frequently you appear in the random rotation, of course).

This should pretty well go withtout saying but, ONLY models over 18 years of age!

We're not looking for pr0n. Partial nudity, tasteful/playful exposure of T&A is perfectly acceptable, but not required, and definitely no full-frontal. Can be NSFW, should definitely be sexy, but just not full-on frontal nudity (ie. no genitalia) or anything depicting sexual acts. Can be gothy, glammy, cutesy, crazy, or whatever. We like all types of hotties. Especially the hot ones. :P

For girls with your own sites, especially, (make sure your URL is on pix! for later inclusiong in random fukn pix), we include a link to your site on the hotty page, however much of a byline or bio you want to include, your banner ad on the front page, AND we will assign you a custom fukn url, like, say, http://fukn.me/nerdy (if, say, Nerdy Anna participates...mmm...so yummy...), or whatever you like.

You can contact me via the fukn contact form on the site.