We've tried to make our terms as clear and easy to read as possible, so don't expect pages of legalese!
fukn.me may NOT be used creating shortened URLs that: -
In addition any use of fukn.me and any content linked to must be legal in the USA (where fukn.me is hosted).
We can reject URLs when they are submitted or later remove, disable or redirect shortened URLs for any reason. Our intention is only to do this where they violate our terms or the spirit of fair usage, or we have reason to suspect they do (e.g. if they appear on a blacklist we consult). We're only human and mistakes are occasionally made - we can reinstate disabled shortened URLs if we think it's appropriate to do so.
We need to keep fukn.me fast and responsive for everyone so we limit the amount it can be used to levels we consider reasonable. If you hammer the server, you may get blocked.
Users who create fukn.me shortened URLs cannot later delete them or modify their destinations (this helps to prevent abuse). Our shortened URLs could redirect anywhere, you follow them at your own risk and fukn.me is not responsible or liable for content you visit.
The short version: fukn.me is free, unless you buy a custom fukn url. We'll do our best to maintain it but we might have problems or things might break. If they do, we don't owe you anything.
The long version: we provide fukn.me as a free service - as such it carries no warranty of any kind. fukn.me and its staff and owners are not liable for any loss or problem you might suffer due to using the service. This includes losses in the event that the service stops operating, is unavailable or slow, suffers data loss, or any other issue which might be considered detrimental to you.
Custom URLs are guaranteed for the duration of the service (currently, we own the site for two years, as of Oct 2011, and if all works well, will most likely continue thereafter), or your money back.
If you violate our terms, depending on the severity of the abuse, we may disable shortened URLs you have created or block you from using fukn.me (and our other URL shorteners) temporarily or permanently. In cases of severe abuse or illegal usage we may report this to the relevant law enforcement agencies.
If you purchase a custom url, and we later find it forwarding to a site that perpetrates abuse of our terms or policies, we will terminate your link without refund. If you link to illegal activities, we will report you to the relevant authorities.
To report a violation, use the fukn contact form on our contact page, and we will attend to it as soon as possible. We appreciate your efforts.